Randomizer tag something

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:

HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME?!

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:


DAD WERE YOU DRUNK?!
6. This Pokémon is your significant other:

.........Why does this make sense?

7. This Pokémon is your ex:


I can see why
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:

Don't poop on me

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

*INSERT FANGIRL NOISE*
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:

You fucker

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:

........I can deal with this.

12. This Pokémon punched your mom:

*is laughing so hard*
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:

HOW DO YOU EVEN WEAR SHOES?!
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:

That's what you get for punching my mama in law!

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:

It hannah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:

I love you
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:

*insert fangirling noise again*
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:

*and on that day Ai/ADMIN never went to the dentist*
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:

Kawaii desu dreams OwO
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

.............
*gets the broom*
21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:

HELL YEAH
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

holy. shit.
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:

How do you even
24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-WHY???!!!!
25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:

LEGIT
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:

I knew it
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:


*grabs baseball bat*
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:

Don't eat please

29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
 

SUPER LEGIT
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:

GOOD SNUGGLE BUDDY~